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18 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 22 months ago
Involuntary Muscular Contractions (joke)
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell...

Then all the other bells started to ring.

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 04:48 AM
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Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 07:40 AM
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This should've been posted on Wednesday, But still funny as hell.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 09:16 AM
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that never happened when i was in the bloody monastery.grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fooking tito

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 03:10 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You called? What can I do for you?


 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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Comment in reply to KYtito's original comment

Brother konifur needs all the help he can get !! Bri has deserted him to be a BOY TOY at our captains disposale and he needs VOLUNTEERS for his Viking gang !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 07:54 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

NO NO NO! HE`S A BUGGERING BUGGER OF BUGGERERS,I DON`T WANT HIM AS A VIKING!!!!!
* JUMPS OVER BOARD AND SWIMS LIKE HELL*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 10:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

One Pirate Ship at your disposal.... need a lift my naked friend?????


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 07:13 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i have told you not with that arse bandit on board.i have just finished making my kayak and ready to paddle back to blighty, also i`m not nekkid no more as i have a large leaf covering my man boobs.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 09:33 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I have no bum-bandits onboard my ship... just 5 very amourous Woman that have to much time on thier hands and not enough clothes on.... but if you would rather swim then carry on.... tired yet? Need a beer and a warm breast to blubber?


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 07:52 AM
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Comment in reply to KYtito's original comment

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh fucking hell,who let tito on ugoto.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG
* RUNS ROUNDS IN CIRCLES CLENCHING BUTTOCKS*
JOE! ban the arse bandit, HE AFTER ME AGAIN ahhhhhhhh!OMG OMG OMG!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 09:03 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The clues are coming together.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 09:36 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I'm almost certain now.



"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 11:30 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Me Too ...........ME TOO !! Hmmmm.....

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 10:29 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

That Ass belongs to Annie and Annie alone... But as I am an avid admirer of the said buttocks I shall protect you... climb aboard


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 06:55 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

no way , that tito is on your boat i just know it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 09:18 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur... we are short of cabinTOYS, why would I allow a Bum-bandit on, our poor Love-slaves are already over-worked

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 11:50 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment


You look slimmer. Been working out?
LOL@ clinched bum checks.


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