Norm, an old retired pirate, puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon
going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies,
'Well old pirate. to put it in terms you can understand;
you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks.
' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says,
'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'
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