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32 comments | Posted by bkvestal 22 months ago

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As a man, I feel that all men should take refresher courses on all of these subject. Also We should learn that we shouldn't make promises to friends that we can't keep. And hope that they forgive us.

Bkvestal

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Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life estimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 27, 2008 at 04:08 PM
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Nah!!! If I want a man that thinks like a woman... I would date a woman

Don't retrain men... we girls would loose our reason to feel superior

But seriously apart from leaving the empty toilet roll unchanged... I realLY like men

(This comment was modified on Mar 27, 2008 04:10 PM)

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Frank-J
Posted on Mar 27, 2008 at 06:54 PM
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Thank you, it is ok that we are different.
People should learn to live with and enjoy the differences

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 11:18 PM
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Frank I love it that we are different, men are great company and I love the conversations, thier strength, the way thier minds work and thier body shapes from slim to huggably large, I enjoy woman for thier gentleness, thier thinking and courage. We are designed to complement eachother not change eachother. Yeah I come over as tough but the truth is *whisper just to Frank* I'm not, I am as soft, fluffy and vunerable as any woman and I love strong arms around me that make the world seem less scary and they only come attached to a man *Frank please don't tell*

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 05:48 AM
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i heard that debz...tee hee!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:15 AM
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KONIFUR!!!!! Why are you listening into other peoples conversations? Can you keep my secret too Steve?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:20 AM
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no.

DEBZ IS A SOFTY DEBZ IS A SOFTY DEBZ IS A SOFTY DEBZ IS A SOFTY DEBZ IS A SOFTY

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:27 AM
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Well I was gonna cry but that would just make you happy so instead... I told my neighbours sister that you think she is pretty and you will take her to the movies...She's coming round at 6pm tomorrow night with her brother Jed to pick you up.... Jed's got a pickup truck

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:30 AM
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HELL YEAH I LOVE SPONGE BOB.
i think i have just fallen in love

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:55 AM
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I'm glad you think that cause she's a sweet gal and Jed loves his little sister. She told me she would dress real sexy for you Stevemy my my what a lovely night you will have

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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:58 AM
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not a lot of chance of rumpy pumpy in the back seat with her then.mmmmm if she can put one leg out the window and....mmmmmm it might work.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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I heard that to and I understand it.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:50 AM
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I'm glad, I wanted you to

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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capttomguam
Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 03:18 AM
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Betty and I go shopping at the stores that have the motorized scooters......great fun....!!!! The paper goes over the top!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 11:19 PM
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You guys are too young for that carry on

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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1 If she didnt want to pay for the frig with the built in cube maker...she gets to make them.

2 yes

3 thats her job

4 hampers sound un american...you should enable not hamper.

5 I installed the freakin dishwasher....fill it.

6 Hers cannot operate technology so shouldnt try.

7 Stop hiding our shit.

8 What has she done to DESERVE flowers?

9 GOOGLE Map...nuff said.

10 No one has that much time to waste.

11 Blind guys only.

12 Never go where the shopping occurs.

13 I wouldnt use that paper to wipe my ass with.( see topic 2 )

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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Ya know what Sor_AWC... I don't go for any of that either... I only get pissed when the toilet roll has run out and I need it at 2am in the dark of the bathroom. But I have solved that by installing shelves beside the toilet to keep my toiletrolls, magazines and a radio. I don't have to shuffle around with my pants down looking for them in the dark anymore.

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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 08:12 AM
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I solved the problem by looking at the roll last time i was in there and as I walk to the can for the next trip...a quick stop at the pantry for a fresh roll..easy

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:13 AM
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I Know...... I Know, Your just TRYING to push my buttons aren't YOU ??? Bad BOY SoR, Maybe you want to be sent your room? heh!!!!! What's in there? Hmm???

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 05:50 AM
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i wish there was a refresher course on how to put a condom on as i am frigging hopeless at that.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:23 AM
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Tell me Steve Why would you be putting a comdom on at your age... I'd be packing the Ol' Thing away or finding something else to do with it like....

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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good idea i do just that......i bet you cant wait for the photos.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 06:46 AM
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Oh Baby I can't wait to see some... I bet you have lots of ideas huh?

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:55 AM
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no photos yet but.... http://www.madblast.com/funny/1493_penis-song .html

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:57 AM
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a penis fact

A male blue whale produces more then 400 gallons each time he ejaculates. Unfortunately about 10% only make it to the lady. You know that means? 90% of the rest, about 360 gallons spilled into the ocean every time one shot!

Now you ask why the ocean taste so salty?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:31 AM
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I know mate... I recognised the taste

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:43 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Actually it funner when she puts the condom on for you. It's more erotic that way.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:52 AM
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i will ask Anne to put it on for me BRB.....

AGHHHH get it off get it off!!!!!!

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 07:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Your such a little shit!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:18 AM
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Just let Anne poke it with a sewing needle.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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ok i will tell her....................

OUCH!!! You and your great ideas.... she poked my willy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:29 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Oh are we talking from experience?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 08:30 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

No RECENT experience.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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