Not The Brightest Bulbs In The Lamp 4 comments | Posted by bkvestal 22 months ago

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..They told me to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", they put "Sagittarius."
..They asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..They studied for a blood test.
..They thought they needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..They sold the car for gas money!
..when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.
..when they went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," they turned around and went home.
..when they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.
..They think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if they spoke her mind, they'd be speechless.
..They thought that they could not use their AM radio in the evening.
..They had a shirt that said "TGIF," which they thought stood for: This Goes In Front.

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DebzPage Posted on Mar 26, 2008 at 06:35 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

They must be Aucklanders huh?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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bkvestal Posted on Mar 26, 2008 at 07:47 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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metalhed4200 Posted on Mar 26, 2008 at 09:00 AM 1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted

Sounds like most of my fellow americans. Ah the bewty ov publik edjewkashun.

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AppleAnnie Posted on Mar 28, 2008 at 11:46 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

my mom used to make us nuts in the dollar store. It was embarrassing to take her in there she kept taking stuff to the counter and asking the clerk how much it cost. The only thing we could figure was when we were little they had dime stores and not everything was a dime.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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