ATTRACTION the act of associating horniness
with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT what occurs when two
extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people
meet.
DATING the process of spending enormous
amounts of money, time, and energy to get
better acquainted with a person whom you
don't especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through
such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and
dating repulsive men.
EASY a term used to describe a woman who
has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single
woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him. Despite being advised to
do so, many women have difficulty looking a
man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due
to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND a member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards
a man, which is interpreted to by the man as
"playing hard to get."
INTERESTING a word a man uses to
describe a woman who lets him do all the
talking.
IRRITATING HABIT what the endearing little
qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY how attractive a given
person appears to be is directly proportionate
to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman
who wants to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER condition in which it is almost
impossible to fall in love,
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has the sexual morals of a MAN.
ass, okay?
Denis Leary
'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein