Little Johnny Strikes Again 2 comments | Posted by Bamber 22 months ago

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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 25, 2008 at 06:25 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

yay, Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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smakake Posted on Mar 25, 2008 at 08:20 AM 325 tokens, 1.11 weeks wasted

little johnny strikes again

I am just a bug on the windshield of life..

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