Safety Competition 2 comments | Posted by metalhed4200 22 months ago

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A san diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition. "what are you going to do with the money? "the officer asked.

"i guess i"ll go to driving school and get my license, " the man answered.

"don't listen to him," said the woman in the passanger seat. "he's a smart alect when he is drunk."

This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 24, 2008 at 06:02 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Mar 25, 2008 at 07:26 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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