An Irish Pub Joke 4 comments | Posted by Sulot 22 months ago

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow..

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!'

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 12:17 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 02:43 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 01:42 PM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

.it`s usually the scotsman we brits call tight as a fishers arse and thats water tight,not the paddy, but i still like it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage Posted on Mar 21, 2008 at 05:44 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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