- In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!"
- On an Indiana shopping mall marquee: "Archery tournament. Ears pierced."
- In the bathroom of a large apartment building: "When taking showers, please leave the bathroom door a jar. This will prevent the plaster from peeling."
- Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
- On a North Carolina highway: "EAT -- 300 FEET"
- On an Ohio highway: "Drive slower When Wet."
- On a New Hampshire highway: "You are speeding when flashing."
- On a Pennsylvania highway: "Drive carefully: Auto accidents kill most people from 15 to 19."
- In downtown Boston: "Calahan Tunnel/No. End."
- In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
- In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers: "Parking for birds only."
- In a New Jersey restaurant: "Open 11:00 AM to 11:00 PM Midnight."
- In front of a New Hampshire restaurant: "Now serving live lobsters."
- In front of a New Hampshire store: "Endurable floors."
- On a radiator repair garage: "Best place too take a leak."
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