A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what Is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million Dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, And then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back And tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy Replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three Million dollars, But Realistically,
We're living with two Hookers and a homo."
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