A man was walking along the Californa coast line deep in thought. He looked out at the ocean and said out loud,
Dear God, why don't you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can see the beautiful scenery when ever I want to?
The clouds parted and in a deep booming voice the Lord said,,,,
Build you a bridge?? Why don't you ask for something that would commoderate me,or something that people could look up and say Wow, God is great! Take some more time my son and think real hard what would make me great in every one's eyes. And when your done thinking about that call on me again.
The man thought and thought he must have sat there 4 hours thinking about what would make God great in everyones
minds..... So he thought some more & VIOLA he thought............
God, I have it! I know what would make you the undisputed King Of Kings...
Why do women cry? Why do they say yes, and really mean no? Why do they ask us questions for which they already know the answer to? And God, Why do they always have to have the last word? Why?
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The clouds part and once again in a deep booming voice God say's,,,,,,
OK, Kid You want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge???
Sorry, I had to do it !! LOL LOL
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If paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me to
Who needs paradise I'd rather have you.
They say paradise is up in the stars
But I needn't sigh because it's so far
'Cos I know it's worth a heaven on earth
For me where you are.
A look from your eyes, a touch of your hand
And I seem to fly to some other land
When you are around my heart always pounds
Just like a brass band.
If paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me to
Who needs paradise I'd rather have you
Oh yes I'd rather have you.
If paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me to
Who needs paradise I'd rather have you
Oh yes I'd rather have you.
They say paradise is up in the stars
But I needn't sigh because it's so far
'Cos I know it's worth a heaven on earth
To me where you are.
A look from your eyes a touch of your hand
And I seem to fly to some other land.
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)