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Sucks To Be Her (joke)
26 comments | Posted by DebzPage 22 months ago

Are You Old Enough (joke)

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Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on
the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did
the splits and suctioned-cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!"

Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.

"S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast
girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B."

"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her," replied Cobber.

"Spot on, "Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and
play with her nipples."

"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "not exactly a good time for
that mate!"

"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we
can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive!"

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 05:38 AM
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OK OK I'm going to my room now, I have some lines to write

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:04 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Oooooooooo !! Wait till Mum see's this and you can't blame me for this one !! Now you got 4 cheeks to powder !!!

Your gonna get it now !!

The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:12 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Oowwwwwooooo Bri, Steve stop her!!! she is gonna bruise my tusshie

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:20 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

NO FAIR on male back-up,,, Your don't want to bring in the boys on this !! They get to flustered and can't think with the proper head Then we realy would have a mess on our hands!!!
And what makes you think I would ever hurt my
sister,friend, commrade & confindent??

I only want to protect your silly arse ...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:34 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Well to start with... get that damn paddle off it then... you are asking for a thrashing if you keep that up Sis... where we going tonight???

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:49 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Don't you remember?? We're watching the Smith's
Triplets, Remember they are Pyromaniacs?!?!

The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 06:58 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Hot diggidy dog, I remember, I'll bring the burger buns and B B Q sauce,
Gonna get some hot love baby this evening
Gonna get some hot love baby tonight
Gonna get some hot love Baby this eveningggg
Gotta ge some hot love, gotta get some hot love tonight

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 07:34 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

You are still so Hot.

Missed you yesterday.

(This comment was modified on Mar 15, 2008 08:28 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Computer crash again, but it should be ok now, Did you miss meAre you asking IF I'm HOT or telling me

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 08:28 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

OOps, I fixed it.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 08:39 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

You are so nice to me, just when the old girl is feelin' a little lonely and funky you come through

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 02:03 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ESP

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 08:44 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

how would i be able to help you, i would run towards you like jake the peg.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 08:42 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i bet she made a trail like a snail.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 09:02 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I wish you wouldn't put pictures like that on... the thought is too explicit

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 09:04 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

but won`t that feel like my tongue.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 09:09 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Mmmmmm a very cool, moist, slow tongue

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 09:12 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

.....and don`t forget a lot of drool.....CRASH!....i have just broke you little fantasy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 08:13 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Bugga!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 08:16 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

We both know whos tongue you want

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 08:24 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

What do you know that I dont admit to

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

Reply | Post New

bkvestal
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 08:46 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 09:02 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

enough said young fella!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 16, 2008 at 01:11 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 17, 2008 at 05:21 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

OK NOW TMI TMI TMI Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,,, you got my nippys reverting here!!! Ewwwwwwwww

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Mar 18, 2008 at 01:32 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

you have not seen my little slug yet *pull down pants*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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