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10 comments | Posted by Token 22 months ago
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How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 02:08 AM
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What do I do with mine? I'm not into hookers and I only drink cognac . I'm getting screwed and didn't even get kissed ??!!?!?

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Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 08:41 AM
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mmmm brandy makes you randy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 11:42 PM
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You are bad Sweets, but seriously good point... dunno what to tell ya to do with it

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Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 07:52 AM
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I'd like to take a trip far, far away from here.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 06:01 AM
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Where might you like to go Bri? The summer is winding up here and we are going into autumn so if you find somewhere warm.... I would reaLY like to come too

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Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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Sunny Florida would be nice if you want warm. California is nice in the summer as well, but I like to avoid California in the summertime at least one month out of the summer.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 07:33 AM
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I've been to sunny California before, nice, but done it.. I was thinking that it might be nice to find a tropical island, secluded beach, evening breezes, and romantic sunsets... Wanna come???


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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 09:11 PM
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Of course you know the answer to that one. Duh

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 14, 2008 at 06:34 PM
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Yup for sure

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 07:43 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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