For My Golfing Buddies 4 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 22 months ago

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 11, 2008 at 06:34 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 02:01 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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He's ok.. as soon as those black eyes clear up all will be good !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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DebzPage Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 05:04 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

He was asking for that

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bkvestal Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 05:30 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Yep he sure was,

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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