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17 comments | Posted by bkvestal 22 months ago
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- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

- Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 09:25 AM
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Sorry Brian, you are not about to take Bambers place as 'THE WISE ONE' although the ideas are great, the solutions are a little of base.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:17 AM
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bri`s a great guy, but could never take bambers place as bamber is a relation of Merlin's and bri is not....simple as.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:27 AM
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Oh silly me,

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 08:29 AM
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I will never dream of taking the place of the "Great Wise One".

I just like helping him spread his wise teaching, for I am a disciple of the great bamber.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:31 AM
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bamber the wise mystic one the great descendant of Merlin can make disciples out of potions.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 04:50 AM
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Huh you aint his disciple... You are a disciple to temptation.... any pretty pair or boobies and you will follow... wanna test my theorywhy don't you follow me to NZ?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 07:04 AM
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I...I....I...Sure I'm on my way.







I wish

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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You are so loveLY, you make an old girl very happy

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 07:34 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:15 AM
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- Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.....does this work for ear infection...just in case i get another one sometime.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:48 AM
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No, for an ear infection you have to catch your 'old man' in your zip.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:25 AM
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i have done that once people heard the screams in Devon

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 08:31 AM
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Have you ever have an ear infection? I never heard about it.


"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:23 AM
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yeah a little while ago but i did not like to bother people about it so i suffered in silence.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 12:22 PM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 04:53 AM
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You were so brave to suffer such agony complaining

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 01:59 PM
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Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.



Been there done that

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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