- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Recently Posted Web Blogs
 |  | DebzPage Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 09:25 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted |
 |  | konifur Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:17 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted |
 |  | DebzPage Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:27 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted |
 |  | bkvestal Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 08:29 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted |
 |  | konifur Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:31 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted |
 |  | DebzPage Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 04:50 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted |
 |  | bkvestal Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 07:04 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted |
 |  | DebzPage Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 08:33 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted |
 |  | bkvestal Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 07:34 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted |
 |  | konifur Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:15 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted |
 |  | Bamber Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:48 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted |
 |  | konifur Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:25 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted |
 |  | bkvestal Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 08:31 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted |
 |  | konifur Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 11:23 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted |
 |  | bkvestal Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 12:22 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted |
 |  | DebzPage Posted on Mar 09, 2008 at 04:53 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted |
 |  | sweetbirdy Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 01:59 PM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted |
Post a Comment |
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'