How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
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Where do Santa's little helpers go to relax after the festive season?
The elf farm!
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What type of cake flies through the air and then comes back to you?
A boomeringue!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a garden hose?
A jumbo jet!
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What type of bird digs for coal?
A myna bird!
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So this bloke walks into the doctor's surgery and says "I've hurt my arm in several places".
"Well" says the doctor, "don't go back there any more".
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So this bloke walks into the doctor's surgery with a strawberry growing out of his left ear.
"Don't worry" says the doctor, "I'll give you some cream to put on it".
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Did you hear about the bloke who went out to buy some camouflage trousers?
He couldn't find any!
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong currant dragged him in!
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Did you hear about the two blondes who walked into a building?
You'd have expected at least one of them to see it!
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