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Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches(joke)
3 comments | Posted by konifur 23 months ago
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'




'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!



She said


'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!


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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 12:24 AM
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This is soooo funny, love it
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
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Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 12:41 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i thought it funny as well and i loved the pic that went with it.

thank you debz for the award.

OUCH!!!!!I JUST POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH THE AWARD.!!!!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 12:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Sorry Baby, let me fix that


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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