I was going to title the post Victoria Beckham (joke... Ain't That The Truth!)

@ "Get's on my tits?!?!?!
Another english slang??

gets on my tits is very common English slang... It should be gets on my breasts.

What we say here in the states is,,,, "Get it off my chest" Same meaning .... Just the english have a better way of saying it !!

Hmmm... There may be a slight difference. I understood 'get if off ones chest' meant to tell someone about something to make you feel better. 'Getting on ones tits' means annoys.

I was going to join The Spice Girls but they were going to call me Old Spice

i went in the shop and asked for old spice deodorant,she said,"ball or aerosol." and i replied," no for my armpits."

You are so crazy....Old Spice has ALWAYS been my favorite smell, I love it.makes me very amourous, Been known to smell it on a strange and have to control the desire to follow him, or push him into an elevator just to be enclosed with the smell.I also used to use it on pimples, very good at drying them out

when i come over NZ.
"ooo er matron"
no pun intended

i am going to bathe in the stuff......it won`t sting my knackers will it.

You don't have to bathe in the stuff to be welcome in NZBut if it stings on ya bits the tell Annie that it doesn't taste too bad
Have you ever seen a cat when it's near catnip?well thats how I am... love it more than chocolate

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

Thankyou, but I thought you didn't like pussycats

i frigging hate the little bastards but mmmmm thats not a real one ,you loverly temptress you.

Ooooow You like trashy costumes huh? cause I've just found a great page to get pics to photoshop *OPPS* did I say that? *ahem* I mean model for... wanna see???

um git in tee-pee injun gal, Sittingbullshit is waiting for you.

Oh you bad Indian, what if I bring the feathers

"oh what a lovely day for tickling Misses you can tickle me any where"

That's funny, that is my favorite deodorant.

Yeah? I'm lovin' you more every moment

Well, if that is the case then it's gonna be my favorite cologne and aftershave as well.

I'll be your TOY.

Hello my TOY-boy do you think you could handle this much woman?

Uh, without a doubt.


Bring it on

You are acting rather braveLY, last time I got you in a Boston Crab Hold, don't start a fight you can't win

Win? heck, I plan on losing.

It's too late to get into this, 6am, catch me later and I shall willingLY spank you like a TOY teddy

I'am definitely looking forward to it.

Goodnight, handsome... see you tomorrow, bring the pies and I will bring the handcuffs, chocolate body paint and feathers

don`t do it bri thats how the last "ugoto war" started ,just by someone throwing a little bit of pie about.just smear i bit of whipped cream about instead.

Got the cream?? I like cream

Yeah i got some cream alright

Hello Loverboy, ready for some fun?

OHHHHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!. Bring iit ON!!!!!

You are sooooo gonna get it... where do ya want it and how hard?

How HARD ???? Never my dear sweet friend NEVER GIVE THEM A CHOICE.... sheesh. !!! Did you NOT learn anything in class???? ...
We are in control 24/7 .... We only let them think they have a choice...Boy O'Boy, me thinks you need a refresher course !!

Now that light is not a turn on.

Nah Sweets, I just like to give the TOY a running chance before I go get my dinner/prize,
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MEOW

Oooooooooooo,, So your going to ENJOY the hunt and take down slowly got you !!! You have so much more patience then me!!

I pray for your patience

I think you already know where and I let you know how hard.

PM me and tell me where, I'm in the mood to be bad

i wanted to be a spice girl as well, but they said i was not cut out for it.

And I'm glad, they would probably call you Allspice and tell fellas that you were a hermaphrodite

OMG !!! Your Nucking Futz !!!!