Last summer, I was sitting on my deck chair in the garden, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Jane from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted
'You lazy bastard! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes
that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and do it for her!'
I thought ... bloody women!', and I took a slug from my bottle of lager,
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared
directly at this nosey bitch from next door, and told her in no uncertain
terms to 'leave off and mind your own business. After all, my wife has
green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.
Anyway, in the January sales I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to
show my sensitive side.
I am so proud of the deal I got.
I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.
Yes fellas, after all, one should take good care of the wife...........
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Note to Anne: Not really I think he should do it himself.
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