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Your Daughter Is Pregnant
6 comments | Posted by bkvestal 23 months ago

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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about two seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:57 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

I think that it was Konifur that did it.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:23 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

well a few girls got preggers just by squeezing past me on a hot day as my sweat oozes testerone.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:26 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh that's a new one I haven't heard before.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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Frank-J
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 06:38 PM
1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The support payments must keep you broke.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:52 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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