Seventeenth Chapter 5 comments | Posted by bkvestal 23 months ago

Previous

Next

  Send to Friend     Post Comment

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."

About half the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

Recently Posted Web Blogs

A Blonde At Work.	Sulot
Hey	Lord-Bates
Author Marketing	Author
Landing Page Design	LandingPage
Another Thought Of The Day	paulie

Community Comments  Post Comment

bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:59 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

brother konifur and I wrote the 17th chapter. it is all about how clergy can now "celebrate" instead of being "celebate"

(This comment was modified on Feb 26, 2008 09:00 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Reply | Post New

konifur Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

but you got all the glory and ended up getting promoted and i have to do all your washing and making your mead for you and kissing your ring
(the one on his finger you dirty ugotoarians.)you now strut about all high and mighty in your new white robe.i still have to clean the toilets every other day.

(This comment was modified on Feb 26, 2008 10:32 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Reply | Post New

bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:33 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

And don't forget about cleaning the shower. I think Brother Tito is in there.

you'll have to get on your hands and knees to scrub it.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Reply | Post New

konifur Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:36 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

he keeps his distance now. he thinks i got the pox.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Reply | Post New

bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:43 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Reply | Post New

Post a Comment

Attach Image:

View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline