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327 users online | Member Feed | Comments A Message From Debz! 43 comments | Posted by capttomguam 10 months ago Previous Next   Send to Friend     Post Comment A carrier pigeon flew into my window this morning with a note strapped to one leg.....From....of all people....Debz!!!!!! Something about a "Joint" (snicker) maneuver involving numerous sailors from the U.S., Great Britain, Australia and New Zealand!!!! The message is scribbled on a coconut husk with something about her computer being all screwed-up....and being "STUCK" (snicker, snicker) on some Island South West of Guam! The note was signed; "So many men...So little time!"....Debz! (snicker, snicker, snicker!!!) Never let the truth get in the way of a good story...Right?! She says her computer is acting up and misses us all....I told her to reload! Recently Posted Web Blogs Corn Farmer Heywood A Riddle Bamber Daddylonglegs konifur The Onion & The Christmas Tree sweetbirdy Careful Diet Bamber Community Comments  Post Comment   AppleAnnie Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 09:23 PM 1,174 tokens, 5.08 days wasted Oh Boy she is going to open a can of Whoop Ass on you when she gets back on line me playing a funeral dirge The following image was attached: Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the ride. =^_^= Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:33 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment WHERE IS HE ANNIE??? You don't have to protect him... he told me your name used to be ANNIE FANNY!!! There ain't a place you can hide sailor-boy Thankyou Annie for your kind offer of helpI have sorted it now... not a bug, a glich in the system and now I'm back cause I aint gonna' let the world turn without my choosing the direction So please hand over you're Ol' Pirate buddy and let me at him The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   AppleAnnie Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:10 AM 1,174 tokens, 5.08 days wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment I wasn't protecting him.... that was you breaking open the whoop ass can and teaching him manners. Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the ride. =^_^= Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:32 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment He and I sorted it so can is 1/2 closed now... Love you for the e.mail offer to help... I finally got it sussed... it's amazing what you can do when PMS sets in... no more tears now. I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 02:00 AM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted Debz and Sweets need to stop swapping porn. The little bugs they keep getting is messing with their Ugoto time! T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:16 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment What Porn??? They were my holiday snaps The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:36 AM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment Welcome back! T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:03 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment Thankyou Pat, I have had a lousy time with my computer, and the Tec that was fixing it was an idiot (me) I was determined that I was not going to be a sook and go crying to my Teccy mates to say "I've crashed it again" so I have spent 5 days swearing, pressing buttons, swearing, reinstalling, swearing and all manner of things. But tonight I finally worked it outand I'm glad to be hereI have missed you all sooooooo muchI was never gonna give up... I love this sight and all who orbit itThis is the hideout of the best people who ever touched a keyboard!!!How ever I did trust a certain 'Pirate' to post a blog to say I was missing you all and sorry I hadn't answered back on your comments. The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 02:46 PM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment I like this hideout and everyone here as well. I have checked out some other sites, but something about this site and it's members holds me here. T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:26 PM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment I agree with that. I've tried posting on several sites but they just could hold my interest. "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 04:58 PM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment *Gasp of disbelief* you have been AROUND? You are an 'Internet Whore'? I thought WE were SPECIAL!!! (This comment was modified on Feb 29, 2008 01:23 AM) I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 01:12 PM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment Pat I'm glad you like this site... SOMETIMES you add a bit of class to the craziness and sometimes YOU ARE the craziness. You could be called the ARTFUL DODGER in the gang I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 09:19 PM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment Flattery will get you everywhere. T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:08 PM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment After the last message about having a beard that I sent you I gotta flatter you as much as I can. You are so witty, charming, interesting, handsome and such a gentleman. The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:13 AM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted Comment in reply to Token's original comment Well then.......STOP SENDING them to us ! You got a lot of nerve there Mr. HOLMES !!! I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   Token Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:16 PM 6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment The following image was attached: T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 05:02 PM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Yeah you tell him Sweets, we have our own photography equipment...OOPS, I shouldn't have said that Huh SweetsNo what I mean is, is, is, we are BIG GIRLS we don't have to explain The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:55 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment but you are holding those baloons up, drop them and see what gravity does,but brace your back first we don`t want any accidents do we....wait! not yet..........blubber blubber blubber,ok you can drop them now. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 01:05 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment You are NO GENTLEMAN SIR!!!! Would you not offer a lady some support??? The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 09:49 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment that looks like ugly Lindsey Dawn.i would not like to blubber her.yuck,get yours out debz as you are much nicer than L.D.M. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 01:33 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment You are to swear that this is our secret ONLY!I wouldn't do it for just anyone SteveBut I heard that you are out of the 'habit' now so here we go... just a quick flash The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:23 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment WOT NO NIP NIPS! hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:33 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment No no nips, you are not ready to see my nips... they are something to behold, ask again on your birthday I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 10:01 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment i should not need to ask, you know when my birthday is. i normally don`t tell anybody. as i am afraid of getting the bumps. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:14 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted TOM ! TOM! TOM ! Where are you, You crazy bl**dy sailor... I will track you and your blastard boat down!!!A woman with tears and PMS has powers YOU DON"T WANT TO MESS WITH ! ! ! *empties goldfish bowl into ocean with photo of Tom*...."Get 'im sharky"Word to the wise people... don't ask Tomcat to post a blog for ya (This comment was modified on Feb 26, 2008 03:18 AM) The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   capttomguam Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 05:22 AM 2,963 tokens, 2.16 weeks wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment I am ssssssoooooo glad to have obliged you sooooooo thoroughly!!!!!(snicker) I'll have you know that I have NEVER let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!! BTW...In your reply to Annie the pict. is not me as my wood don't hang down that low (leg)! Anyways glad to have been instrumental in your rescue from that terrible Island! I expect to get a medal tomorrow from the Armed Forces taking part in "2008's Quadruple Thrust" for "Actions Above and Beyond the Call of Duty"! Capt. TOM "CARPE DIEM" Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 05:39 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment Hello Tom, yeah alright you ALMOST got the message over, but thats as far as the truth went ya Ol' Storyteller.now bend over fella cause you gonna get it, and ya know ya deserve it The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:44 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment it makes a change someone else getting a bollocking in stead of me. hey in that there photo, can i see a tiny pair of testicles. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:46 AM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment Why are you the one who always see's shit like that?? Hmm???? I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:50 AM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Because he's Looking. "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:03 AM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment He is a sick puppy we all know this,,, but what worries me is that YOU HANG W/HIM !!!! I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:05 AM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Were a team. Sorta like the Odd Couple. Someone with some sense has to try and keep him grounded, so to speak. "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:18 AM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment OK Gotcha!!!! Sort of like these guy's,,,No???? The following image was attached: I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:25 AM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Yeah exactly! "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:51 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment i was`nt my fault we ended up in a fine mess.*scratchers top of head and begins to cry.* hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   konifur Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:58 AM 24,913 tokens, 1.49 months wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment uh sweets, every man on ugoto probably noticed but i`m the only idiot who has the bottle to mention it. hey! it wasn`t me! forgive me i am discombobulated again. i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks. T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter) Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 01:09 PM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to konifur's original comment I don't know, he was so frightened that they appeared to disappear somehow inside his bodyAnd as for you, I missed you especially, you make me laugh most, I like to spank you because you react the loudest The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 06:23 AM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment Tom, I think it time that you come to the monastery with Brother Steve and I. We can kick back and share a few Budweisers..... I am sure everyone is getting sick of seeing this Picture The following image was attached: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   capttomguam Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:16 PM 2,963 tokens, 2.16 weeks wasted Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment Ahhhh....Yes those long-neck Buds are just what the Doctor ordered....and I will never tire looking at them and fantasizing about peeling their labels off! As for the Monastery....1967 I was in the seminary for one (1) (count 'em) (1) year before I was sooooo politely asked to leave. Me thinks/remembers something about some "Buds"....all three kinds....2 legged, bottled and the green kind. It is all kinda fuzzy back then....Hummmmm!!!! I often thank God for letting me "CELEBRATE" life!!!!! Capt. TOM "CARPE DIEM" Reply | Post New   bkvestal Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:32 PM 7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment damn, I thought I was the only one that peeled the labels off my long neck bottles. There is something about your comment that makes me want to give you this............. This Buds For you............. The following image was attached: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and offer" President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 02:14 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment The cops search for some of Tom's Buds The following image was attached: I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer' Reply | Post New   sweetbirdy Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:39 AM 8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment Look at that flatfoot he's stuffing his hat and anything else he can stash it in !! Where's mine????? (This comment was modified on Feb 29, 2008 09:40 AM) I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Denis Leary 'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~ Einstein Reply | Post New   DebzPage Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:50 AM 4,160 tokens, 1.42 weeks wasted Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment Check your emails Sweets, I sent a kitten with your one I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here.... A Proud V Double B T.U.R.D. Madame President N.S.B.A.P.O.I. 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