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43 comments | Posted by capttomguam 10 months ago
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A carrier pigeon flew into my window this morning with a note strapped to one leg.....From....of all people....Debz!!!!!! Something about a "Joint" (snicker) maneuver involving numerous sailors from the U.S., Great Britain, Australia and New Zealand!!!! The message is scribbled on a coconut husk with something about her computer being all screwed-up....and being "STUCK" (snicker, snicker) on some Island South West of Guam! The note was signed; "So many men...So little time!"....Debz! (snicker, snicker, snicker!!!)
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story...Right?! She says her computer is acting up and misses us all....I told her to reload!

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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 09:23 PM
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Oh Boy she is going to open a can of Whoop Ass on you when she gets back on line

me playing a funeral dirge

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Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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=^_^=

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:33 AM
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WHERE IS HE ANNIE??? You don't have to protect him... he told me your name used to be ANNIE FANNY!!! There ain't a place you can hide sailor-boy
Thankyou Annie for your kind offer of helpI have sorted it now... not a bug, a glich in the system and now I'm back cause I aint gonna' let the world turn without my choosing the direction
So please hand over you're Ol' Pirate buddy and let me at him


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:10 AM
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I wasn't protecting him.... that was you breaking open the whoop ass can and teaching him manners.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:32 AM
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He and I sorted it so can is 1/2 closed now... Love you for the e.mail offer to help... I finally got it sussed... it's amazing what you can do when PMS sets in... no more tears now.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 02:00 AM
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Debz and Sweets need to stop swapping porn. The little bugs they keep getting is messing with their Ugoto time!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:16 AM
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What Porn???
They were my holiday snaps


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:36 AM
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Welcome back!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:03 AM
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Thankyou Pat, I have had a lousy time with my computer, and the Tec that was fixing it was an idiot (me) I was determined that I was not going to be a sook and go crying to my Teccy mates to say "I've crashed it again" so I have spent 5 days swearing, pressing buttons, swearing, reinstalling, swearing and all manner of things. But tonight I finally worked it outand I'm glad to be hereI have missed you all sooooooo muchI was never gonna give up... I love this sight and all who orbit itThis is the hideout of the best people who ever touched a keyboard!!!How ever I did trust a certain 'Pirate' to post a blog to say I was missing you all and sorry I hadn't answered back on your comments.


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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 02:46 PM
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I like this hideout and everyone here as well.
I have checked out some other sites, but something about this site and it's members holds me here.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:26 PM
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I agree with that. I've tried posting on several sites but they just could hold my interest.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 04:58 PM
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*Gasp of disbelief* you have been AROUND? You are an 'Internet Whore'? I thought WE were SPECIAL!!!

(This comment was modified on Feb 29, 2008 01:23 AM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 01:12 PM
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Pat I'm glad you like this site... SOMETIMES you add a bit of class to the craziness and sometimes YOU ARE the craziness. You could be called the ARTFUL DODGER in the gang

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 09:19 PM
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Flattery will get you everywhere.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 10:08 PM
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After the last message about having a beard that I sent you I gotta flatter you as much as I can. You are so witty, charming, interesting, handsome and such a gentleman.


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 08:13 AM
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Well then.......STOP SENDING them to us ! You got a lot of nerve there Mr. HOLMES !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
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Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:16 PM
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 05:02 PM
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Yeah you tell him Sweets, we have our own photography equipment...OOPS, I shouldn't have said that Huh SweetsNo what I mean is, is, is, we are BIG GIRLS we don't have to explain


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:55 AM
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but you are holding those baloons up, drop them and see what gravity does,but brace your back first we don`t want any accidents do we....wait! not yet..........blubber blubber blubber,ok you can drop them now.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 01:05 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You are NO GENTLEMAN SIR!!!! Would you not offer a lady some support???


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 09:49 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

that looks like ugly Lindsey Dawn.i would not like to blubber her.yuck,get yours out debz as you are much nicer than L.D.M.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 01:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You are to swear that this is our secret ONLY!I wouldn't do it for just anyone SteveBut I heard that you are out of the 'habit' now so here we go... just a quick flash


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:23 AM
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WOT NO NIP NIPS!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

No no nips, you are not ready to see my nips... they are something to behold, ask again on your birthday

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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i should not need to ask, you know when my birthday is.
i normally don`t tell anybody. as i am afraid of getting the bumps.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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TOM ! TOM! TOM ! Where are you, You crazy bl**dy sailor... I will track you and your blastard boat down!!!A woman with tears and PMS has powers YOU DON"T WANT TO MESS WITH ! ! !
*empties goldfish bowl into ocean with photo of Tom*...."Get 'im sharky"Word to the wise people... don't ask Tomcat to post a blog for ya

(This comment was modified on Feb 26, 2008 03:18 AM)
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 05:22 AM
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I am ssssssoooooo glad to have obliged you sooooooo thoroughly!!!!!(snicker) I'll have you know that I have NEVER let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!! BTW...In your reply to Annie the pict. is not me as my wood don't hang down that low (leg)! Anyways glad to have been instrumental in your rescue from that terrible Island! I expect to get a medal tomorrow from the Armed Forces taking part in "2008's Quadruple Thrust" for "Actions Above and Beyond the Call of Duty"!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 05:39 AM
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Hello Tom, yeah alright you ALMOST got the message over, but thats as far as the truth went ya Ol' Storyteller.now bend over fella cause you gonna get it, and ya know ya deserve it


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:44 AM
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it makes a change someone else getting a bollocking in stead of me.

hey in that there photo, can i see a tiny pair of testicles.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:46 AM
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Why are you the one who always see's shit like that?? Hmm????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 10:50 AM
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Because he's Looking.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:03 AM
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He is a sick puppy we all know this,,, but what worries me is that YOU HANG W/HIM !!!!




I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:05 AM
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Were a team. Sorta like the Odd Couple. Someone with some sense has to try and keep him grounded, so to speak.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:18 AM
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OK Gotcha!!!! Sort of like these guy's,,,No????


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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 11:25 AM
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Yeah exactly!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:51 AM
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i was`nt my fault we ended up in a fine mess.*scratchers top of head and begins to cry.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 28, 2008 at 12:58 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

uh sweets, every man on ugoto probably noticed but i`m the only idiot who has the bottle to mention it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 27, 2008 at 01:09 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I don't know, he was so frightened that they appeared to disappear somehow inside his bodyAnd as for you, I missed you especially, you make me laugh most, I like to spank you because you react the loudest


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 06:23 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Tom, I think it time that you come to the monastery with Brother Steve and I.

We can kick back and share a few Budweisers.....



I am sure everyone is getting sick of seeing this Picture


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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:16 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Ahhhh....Yes those long-neck Buds are just what the Doctor ordered....and I will never tire looking at them and fantasizing about peeling their labels off! As for the Monastery....1967 I was in the seminary for one (1) (count 'em) (1) year before I was sooooo politely asked to leave. Me thinks/remembers something about some "Buds"....all three kinds....2 legged, bottled and the green kind. It is all kinda fuzzy back then....Hummmmm!!!! I often thank God for letting me "CELEBRATE" life!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 26, 2008 at 04:32 PM
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damn, I thought I was the only one that peeled the labels off my long neck bottles.

There is something about your comment that makes me want to give you this.............

This Buds For you.............


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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 02:14 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

The cops search for some of Tom's Buds


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:39 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment


Look at that flatfoot he's stuffing his hat and anything else he can stash it in !! Where's mine?????




(This comment was modified on Feb 29, 2008 09:40 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 at 09:50 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Check your emails Sweets, I sent a kitten with your one

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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