WHERE IS HE ANNIE??? You don't have to protect him... he told me your name used to be ANNIE FANNY!!! There ain't a place you can hide sailor-boy
Thankyou Annie for your kind offer of helpI have sorted it now... not a bug, a glich in the system and now I'm back cause I aint gonna' let the world turn without my choosing the direction
So please hand over you're Ol' Pirate buddy and let me at him

I wasn't protecting him.... that was you breaking open the whoop ass can and teaching him manners.

He and I sorted it so can is 1/2 closed now... Love you for the e.mail offer to help... I finally got it sussed... it's amazing what you can do when PMS sets in... no more tears now.

What Porn???
They were my holiday snaps

Welcome back!

Thankyou Pat, I have had a lousy time with my computer, and the Tec that was fixing it was an idiot (me) I was determined that I was not going to be a sook and go crying to my Teccy mates to say "I've crashed it again" so I have spent 5 days swearing, pressing buttons, swearing, reinstalling, swearing and all manner of things. But tonight I finally worked it outand I'm glad to be hereI have missed you all sooooooo muchI was never gonna give up... I love this sight and all who orbit itThis is the hideout of the best people who ever touched a keyboard!!!How ever I did trust a certain 'Pirate' to post a blog to say I was missing you all and sorry I hadn't answered back on your comments.

I like this hideout and everyone here as well.
I have checked out some other sites, but something about this site and it's members holds me here.

I agree with that. I've tried posting on several sites but they just could hold my interest.

*Gasp of disbelief* you have been AROUND? You are an 'Internet Whore'? I thought WE were SPECIAL!!!

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Pat I'm glad you like this site... SOMETIMES you add a bit of class to the craziness and sometimes YOU ARE the craziness. You could be called the ARTFUL DODGER in the gang

Flattery will get you everywhere.

After the last message about having a beard that I sent you I gotta flatter you as much as I can. You are so witty, charming, interesting, handsome and such a gentleman.

Well then.......STOP SENDING them to us ! You got a lot of nerve there Mr. HOLMES !!!

Yeah you tell him Sweets, we have our own photography equipment...OOPS, I shouldn't have said that Huh SweetsNo what I mean is, is, is, we are BIG GIRLS we don't have to explain

but you are holding those baloons up, drop them and see what gravity does,but brace your back first we don`t want any accidents do we....wait! not yet..........blubber blubber blubber,ok you can drop them now.

You are NO GENTLEMAN SIR!!!! Would you not offer a lady some support???

that looks like ugly Lindsey Dawn.i would not like to blubber her.yuck,get yours out debz as you are much nicer than L.D.M.

You are to swear that this is our secret ONLY!I wouldn't do it for just anyone SteveBut I heard that you are out of the 'habit' now so here we go... just a quick flash

WOT NO NIP NIPS!

No no nips, you are not ready to see my nips... they are something to behold, ask again on your birthday

i should not need to ask, you know when my birthday is.
i normally don`t tell anybody. as i am afraid of getting the bumps.

I am ssssssoooooo glad to have obliged you sooooooo thoroughly!!!!!(snicker) I'll have you know that I have NEVER let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!! BTW...In your reply to Annie the pict. is not me as my wood don't hang down that low (leg)! Anyways glad to have been instrumental in your rescue from that terrible Island! I expect to get a medal tomorrow from the Armed Forces taking part in "2008's Quadruple Thrust" for "Actions Above and Beyond the Call of Duty"!

Hello Tom, yeah alright you ALMOST got the message over, but thats as far as the truth went ya Ol' Storyteller.now bend over fella cause you gonna get it, and ya know ya deserve it

it makes a change someone else getting a bollocking in stead of me.

hey in that there photo, can i see a tiny pair of testicles.

Why are you the one who always see's shit like that?? Hmm????

Because he's Looking.

He is a sick puppy we all know this,,, but what worries me is that YOU HANG W/HIM !!!!

Were a team. Sorta like the Odd Couple. Someone with some sense has to try and keep him grounded, so to speak.

OK Gotcha!!!! Sort of like these guy's,,,No????

Yeah exactly!

i was`nt my fault we ended up in a fine mess.*scratchers top of head and begins to cry.*

uh sweets, every man on ugoto probably noticed but i`m the only idiot who has the bottle to mention it.

I don't know, he was so frightened that they appeared to disappear somehow inside his bodyAnd as for you, I missed you especially, you make me laugh most, I like to spank you because you react the loudest

Tom, I think it time that you come to the monastery with Brother Steve and I.

We can kick back and share a few Budweisers.....



I am sure everyone is getting sick of seeing this Picture

Ahhhh....Yes those long-neck Buds are just what the Doctor ordered....and I will never tire looking at them and fantasizing about peeling their labels off! As for the Monastery....1967 I was in the seminary for one (1) (count 'em) (1) year before I was sooooo politely asked to leave. Me thinks/remembers something about some "Buds"....all three kinds....2 legged, bottled and the green kind. It is all kinda fuzzy back then....Hummmmm!!!! I often thank God for letting me "CELEBRATE" life!!!!!

damn, I thought I was the only one that peeled the labels off my long neck bottles.

There is something about your comment that makes me want to give you this.............

This Buds For you.............

The cops search for some of Tom's Buds

Look at that flatfoot he's stuffing his hat and anything else he can stash it in !! Where's mine?????




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Check your emails Sweets, I sent a kitten with your one