A Cucumber,an Olive And A Penis

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A Cucumber,an Olive And A Penis
10 comments | Posted by bkvestal 23 months ago

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A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 09:27 PM
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oldie but still makes me laugh

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 10:05 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Well that is what it's all about. Making people laugh.

So, Annie, what was the nickname that CaptTom gave you?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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capttomguam
Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 11:57 PM
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No fair sneaking in a back door Brian!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 12:26 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

if brother bri is sneaking in a back door,he has been a monk for to long.

noooo he is sneaking girls in most nights,he thinks i`m asleep ,but i know.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 07:10 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 12:29 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

two gays standing in the kitchen and one is slicing cucumbers,the other one said,"oooooooooo what do you think my ass is a slot machine."

another golden oldie.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 07:09 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Caught Me.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 07:11 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

I'm Sorry

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 08:12 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Hey, If I want to let the boys in the back door that is my business. You haven't lived at my house or visited in decades.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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capttomguam
Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 08:18 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Were all worried that you'll make slotmachine change with a kn ife!