A Dustbinmans Christmas Bonus 9 comments | Posted by bkvestal 23 months ago

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3 Dustbin Men, the driver and two other men, are going on their rounds asking for christmas bonuses which they do yearly.

They stop at the first house and one man runs in and a women gives him £5. They move on to another house and a bloke gives him £6.

They pull up to the next house and the man runs in knocks on the door and a women answers and says "oh yes..come upstairs with me"..without reply he goes up and she gives him a good shagging! Once they are finished she says now go and get your mate and tell him to come in for his 'bonus'. He goes out, tells his mate "go in get your bonus, she'll show you a bloody good time, one hell of a bonus!" He goes in, she shows him upstairs and true to her word he gets a good fuck.

When their finished she says "go and get your driver and send him in for his bonus", off he goes and says to the driver- "driver its your turn now, go on my son its one hell of a christmas bonus" so of he goes. He steps in the door very excited and instead of taking him upstairs she takes reaches for her purse and pulls out £5 and gives it to him. He says "what the hell is this, you give my two friends the time of their life and you give me this?!"

She turns round and explains "I had strict instructions from my husband, he said 'give a fiver (£5) to the driver and fuck the other two!!!'"

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 10:22 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

I have a confession, I don't know what a dustbin Man is.

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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
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Frank-J Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 06:52 PM 1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

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They work the Garbage Truck, Sanitary Engineers.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 06:55 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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I thought that might be what it was but I wasn't sure..

Thanks Frank,

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konifur Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 06:30 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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but we don`t have dust bins now, they are called wheelie bins.so they wheelie are called wheelie-bin men, honest wheelie.

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 07:35 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Groan!!!!!!

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Bamber Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 07:25 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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Yep. Frank's right. The preferred term nowadays is Refuse Disposal Operatives.

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 07:29 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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My Dad and My uncle refer to them as G-Men


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