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Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a
great big smile on his face. Mike says, 'Pat, what are you so happy
for?' 'Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my
boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead
came up to me.. tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She says,
'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in
my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key and I said
'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike. She couldn't
swim!'
The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of
the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, 'What are you
happy about today Pat?' 'Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I
was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came
up to me...tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I
have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. Way out much further than the last
one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She
couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!'
A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there
cryin' over a beer. Mike says, 'Pat, what are you so sad for?' 'Well
Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits
WAY out to here, Mike. Tits WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a
ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So
I took her way out, Mike, way WAY out... much further than the last two.
I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either
screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker,
Mike! She had this great BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike! I
can't swim!'
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