Adult, Awesome Advice 2 comments | Posted by fukkad 23 months ago

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Doublespeak, Adult, Awesome Advice.(*Not bad*)

o Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt.

o If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

o Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

o Avoid rape - say yes.

o A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

o The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

o Thou shalt not commit adultery…unless in the mood.

o The best thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to talk afterwards.

o Learn from your parents’ mistakes - use birth control.

o Assassins do it from behind.

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:23 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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konifur Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:33 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

" The best thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to talk afterwards."....or buy the bitch a drink.


"Assassins do it from behind.".....and so do most people on a wednesday.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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