5,000 Cocks (joke) 2 comments | Posted by konifur 23 months ago

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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'

The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'

The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'

'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.'

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bkvestal Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 11:06 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 07:29 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Thats naughty aye

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