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1.The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
2.The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
3.A new edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
4.Forbidden fruit would not have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
5.Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
6.Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
7.The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
8.Out go the mules, in come mountain bikes.
9.Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshers.
10.Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 02:32 AM
8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted

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9.Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshers

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 02:46 AM
24,914 tokens, 1.49 months wasted

bloody hell another one who does not know the concept of "groaner thursday."( hey, it was not even my idea.)it`s is not getting off to a good start is it.
but the king of groaners has not been on yet,no names mentioned,eh,bri.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 05:59 AM
7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted

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Oh I'm on, But it is still early for me. I have to finish going through all my comment replies and new stuff that went up over night. But right now I got get the juvenile delinquents up to get ready for school. Then I do some searching for jokes. I'll find one I really think is good and you'll call it a groaner. So give me some time and I'll come up with something.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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