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3 comments | Posted by bkvestal 24 months ago
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- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

- Plagiarism saves time.

- If at first you don't succeed, try management.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Feb 06, 2008 at 06:26 PM
1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted
The company I work for has adopted these as their bible.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 02:04 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
If at first you don't succeed, try management.

i know what succeeds....a parrot with no teeth.

igroaner Thursdays

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 04:14 PM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I wonder if our Wliey and our Likeaneagle would have something to say about this!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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