A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman
sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over
there."..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then
decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants "
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He
folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the
lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren 't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several
garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in
Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off
three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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Oh Well, she blew that one didn't she !!!
Great joke Annie
ass, okay?
Denis Leary
'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein