A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
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Now I'm the king of the groaners
Oh, the groaners VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a groaners
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of groaning around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna laugh like you
groan like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ugotoarian like me
Can learn to be a groaner too...
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)