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Another Birthday Celebration
22 comments | Posted by Sarah 24 months ago

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Well, it's my birthday again, people.
You know what to do...OFF WITH THE PANTS !
lol
I'm spending my birthday being squired about Manhattan.
I'm making some silly boy take me out to dinner. I'm not sure where. A themed restaurant, maybe. Then, to play hours of pool, in which I will whip his ass extensively, because I'm just that awesome. And then, off to a comedy club, because I love stand up.
Wait, this is the best part...after all that, he's still not getting any.
haha
The ladies understand why that's funny.

So, happy birthday to me !

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 05:59 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Have a Happy Sarah's Day m'dear.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:31 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Thank you, darling !

xoxo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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konifur
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 06:03 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

happy birthday sarah ...
i hope you like the cookbook i sent you.i don`t know if you like cooking but i suppose you can send it to someone else that does.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:31 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

And, you actually sent an entire cookbook, too.
You're too much !!

lol

Thank you.

xoxo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 06:15 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

So you hired an escort service for you birthday?

Happy Birthday Sarah!

Hope you have a good one.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:33 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

lol
I actually ditched the boy & took a girl.
I got him to pay for the evening first, though.

Thank you !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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alex657684
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 10:00 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

that is so messed up

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 01:54 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Yeah, I know. But, I didn't like his tone.

(This comment was modified on Feb 01, 2008 02:02 AM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Gatorbait
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 05:00 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Beat him, kick him, stomp him.... He loves being treated like the dog he is!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 06:22 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Oh how I understand that one !!!

Happy B-Day Sarah many many MORE !!!

(This comment was modified on Jan 31, 2008 06:22 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:34 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Thanks, love. :)

xoxo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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alex657684
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:03 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

happy birthday!!!!!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 08:35 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Thank you, dear. :)

xoxo

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude
Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 09:31 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

happy birthday!

NY has some of the greatest restraunts. Once, i went to this delicious all-you-can-eat brazilian steakhouse

i ate a whole cow and 2 chickens that night

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 01:59 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Yes it does !

I actually never did get to the restaurant. My girlfriend & I were futzing with our hair so long, we missed the dinner window.
lol
We still went to the comedy club.
No pool, though. She doesn't have a clue how to play. Playing pool with a newbie is never fun.
So, we went to a bar.
That's was fun too.
lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 01:31 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

playing pool with a newbie is only fun if you hustle them

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 02:55 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I'm not hustling my best friend.

lol

Besides, she's a hustler herself. She'd know.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Token
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 01:34 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Happy Birthday!

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_happy_birthda y_sarah.html

Hope you had a great day!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 02:00 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Thank you !

And, I totally did not see that thread before.
Aren't you the nicest internet person ever ?!

Thanks ! :)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Token
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 02:13 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

*blushing* Awwww, thanks!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 02:23 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Token's original comment

tee hee

You're welcome !!

:)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Dawnofdeath
Posted on Mar 12, 2009 at 04:48 AM
1 tokens, 6 mins wasted

You will regreat, even if it's the last thing you will do.

The size of the regreat will be limited by your ego.

I don't wish you a good birthday, since you're ego.

Small = Big - The size is a question of definition in time.

Small negative things doesn't matter to you, because you do bigger positive things.

You will do more harm than good in your lifetime.

A Genius could be classified as a terrorist. Since the invention is something in the idea restricted to the creators ego.

There for should no inventions be created by a genius, it should be created within the ego of the majority...

...and people ask why terrorist exist.

Long live the I-lands, long live the blind country USA.

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