1. "What did you do to your hair?"
It's a valid question. Would you rather go around looking like a wet cat, or have someone be nice enough to let you know you should fire your stylist?
2. "When are you due?"
If you're pregnant, there's nothing wrong with it. If you're not, it's probably time to cut back on those comfort foods........
3. "You sound just like my mother"
A very valid statement. We stay away from our mothers a much as possible for a reason.....unless you WANT us to leave, it might be a good idea to stop acting like our mother.
4. "Do you really think you should be eating that?"
If you're pregnant, it probably wouldn't be asked. But if you're not, you probably shouldn't eat that, unless you want to look like your pregnant. We're just heading off all the "I'm fat" crap we'll have to hear later on.
5. "Relax" or "Don't worry about it"
Usually you CAN relax. Try it sometime.
6. Answering the "Do I look fat?" question
If you don't, we'll say so. If you do, we're just saving you the embarassment of looking like a hippo in public.
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