F.a.r.t.( Fratulence Always Relieves Tension)a Poem 2 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago

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It is better have farted and cleared the room
Than never to have farted at all
It is better to have made a damn good smell
Than a whiff so feeble and small
It is not good form to blame the dog and point at him with glee
It is right and true to raise your hand and proudly say "It was me!"
An eggy fart will climb the walls and hang there for an hour
A hot chilli fart will blow down the walls, mow the lawn and wilt the flowers!
Whatever the fart and wherever you are be proud to pass your gas
It is better to have farted well, had relief and pleasure
Than to have strained your aching arse!

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capttomguam Posted on Jan 27, 2008 at 07:14 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Here, Here...Hear, Hear!!!

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 27, 2008 at 08:16 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Yeah, Amen Brother.

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