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9 comments | Posted by bkvestal 11 months ago

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- Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

- Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

- Man who break wind in church sit in own pew.

- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 10:30 AM
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Correction for political correctness - Midget=Little person

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 11:41 AM
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LOL @ Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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minodude
Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 03:45 PM
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man with one chopstick will not go hungry, he will use his chopstick to skewer his food

or he will just use his hands

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 08:07 PM
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Mino, Mino, Mino, have we lost the essense of laughter again? Or are you cruising for a bruising and just riding for a hiding.
Has your Mum send you to your room, cause you've been naughty, so you're gonna' piss on our parade?
Because you know that if a man only has one chopstick then he will go hungry, a chop stick is blunt at both ends... just like you. And the saying doesn't mention that he has a pencil sharpner so we can assume that he doesn't! ! !
So Tidy that bloody room like ya mum told you to and then come back smiling.

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minodude
Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 08:54 PM
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you give me a steak or something, and i will stick a chopstick through it

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 25, 2008 at 05:36 AM
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Much more of your argumentive attitude and you'll be gumming that steakAs you grow up you will see that this sentence is a metaphor for life. But right now you are being a caveman. Age teaches us that most sentances have more than one meaning.I love you Mino just as you are!... This doesn't mean that I am prepared to have a romantic relationship with you! ! ! It means that I accept you as you are, with your point of views, your enjoyment of pushing the boundaries and arguing your right to be wrong. What I mean is I love the man that you are growing into, some one who will challenge the world with it's screwed up values and laws. I love that you have a very large portion of your life yet to live, and you may become a wonderful or important or world changing person, you may even turn out to be extraordinary, like the rest of us. I love you in this case has 2 meanings... savy?

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minodude
Posted on Jan 25, 2008 at 02:35 PM
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life teaches us to adapt, and even though you dont have two chopsticks, you will have to find a way to eat. We arent all equal, and some people have only 1 chopstick, while others have many.

you gotta take what life gives you and make bacon

(This comment was modified on Jan 25, 2008 02:37 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur

Posted on Jan 25, 2008 at 02:34 AM
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excellent bri loved all of them..... no need to go PC on ugoto hey people,correct me if i`m wrong... but we on ugoto don`t do PC.

a midget is a midget a fat man is a fat man.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur

Posted on Jan 25, 2008 at 02:36 AM
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- man who walk sideways through airport gate is going to bangkok.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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