Feeling Old,well You Might After Reading This. 6 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago

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"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"



"OLD " IS WHEN . Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.



"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.



"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today



"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.



"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

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Token Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 12:45 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

I have not had an all nighter in a long time.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 06:27 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

You mean to tell me these were jokes?

I thought these were some real facts of life.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 06:30 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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You & me both !! especialy the ...
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 07:43 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Maybe that is why I don't have wrinkles in my face.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 12:08 PM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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