Meeting With The Devil 7 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: "Why so glum?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up,
and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover,
because you're dead anyway."

Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"

Satan: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it"

Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world,
and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer it's no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"

Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

Satan: "Good, 'cause Fridays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,
it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "Cool!"

Satan: "What about drugs?"

Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl
of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"

Guy: "No..."

Satan: "Oooo, Wednesdays are gonna be tough.....

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bkvestal Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 06:32 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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alex657684 Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 10:10 AM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Token Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 12:55 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Who knew that Wednesday's influence would expand so much.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 07:06 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Who started the "Gay Wednesdays" do you know???? I don't

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 07:08 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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KONIFUR KONIFUR KONIFUR KONIFUR!!!Who Else Would
Have thought of it?!?!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Jan 24, 2008 at 07:35 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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sorry .... guilty as charged.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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