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4 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago
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i have a very important massage to tell you all.but two kill two birds with one stone i thought i will tell you this first..................

When I was born God gave me two choices....


(1)..... I could either have a memory....

OR

(2).... Be absolutely marvelous in bed!!



Shit!!!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell you all

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 06:29 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
Steve, I think.... huh...Damn - forgot what I was going to say.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 06:33 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
I'm marvellous in bed - I can sleep all day!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 06:36 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

i have heard on the grapevine you are good at doing that at your computer at work as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 03:01 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted
bad bad bad.....

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


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