Pinch My Nipples! 7 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago

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Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time .

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he told her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,
'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

The crowd broke into applause and
Her money was quickly refunded!!

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 05:41 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

You should have seen me in in best buy I thought the guy was going to faint!! he started hyperventalating and was removed by the store dick,,, I just stood there LAUGHING my FOOL ARSE OFF !!Hey!! at least I got a standing OVATION !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 05:46 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Yup I can't wait to try this out at the next shop that gives me the flip off

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 05:49 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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The joke is old BUT I love it!! it does work tho !! If you got the guts to do it.. Well you all know me
I have no fear!! And even if they did lock me up.. I'll be out in 20 min !!!! There's no way the hubby will let me sit!! Who's going to make him dinner, wash his dirty knickers? Hmm? ME!!!! I be out and back within 45 min !!! So There!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 06:15 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Knickers??? Terry wears knickers? How sexy take a photo

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:42 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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what would you do if someone like me work in the shop and did what you asked and gently squeezed your nipples and...................reaches for bamber`s wipes.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 04:41 PM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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I'd die laughing and then demand my money back anyway!!
PINCH ME PINCH ME !!!! Terry just said if Konifur actually did that Sweets would laugh first & bitch smack him 2 nd,,,, he knows me too well!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Jan 23, 2008 at 12:53 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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just what i expected from a true lady.

Anne says "it would not happen as konifur is all gob and no nob." mmmm she knows me to well as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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