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11 comments | Posted by bkvestal 24 months ago
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Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom.

In beer there is freedom.

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine & Beer = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service....

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View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 06:51 PM
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I should show this to my Doctor, but I expect it would be a waste of time, he has no sence of humor.

He wants to cut me off. And the diet he wants me to go on! He told me I would live longer and I told him that living isn't enough I also need to have a life.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 10:27 PM
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1kg of E. coli doesnt mean 1kg of poop

some E. coli is good for you

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 02:32 AM
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please explain more DR mino.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:09 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

taken from Wikipedia:

"Escherichia coli (pronounced /ˌɛʃɪˈrɪkiə ˈkoʊlaɪ/) (E. coli), is a bacterium that is commonly found in the lower intestine of warm-blooded animals. Most E. coli strains are harmless, but some, such as serotype O157:H7, can cause serious food poisoning in humans, and are occasionally responsible for costly product recalls."

as the article says, pretty much every warm-blooded animal has their own version of E. coli. Different animals have different strings, and even the same animals can have different strings, through mutations

(This comment was modified on Jan 21, 2008 03:10 AM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:12 AM
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i am impressed, i am sure you could make a brilliant GP one day.
TIP;don`t say where you get your info from unless asked as i would of been even more impressed if you never mentioned that.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:18 AM
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Now tell them how EVERYBODY has cancer too. But we don't neccesarly bring that up with out a DETAILED explanation!! Care to inform them Dr. Mino??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 01:34 PM
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from wikipedia:

"Cancer is a group of diseases in which cells are aggressive (grow and divide without respect to normal limits), invasive (invade and destroy adjacent tissues), and sometimes metastatic (spread to other locations in the body)"

cancer occurs when a cell has a mutation in its genetic code. This cell then replicates, and now 2 cells have the bad code. I'm not sure why your saying everyone has it, or why you cant just accept my information

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:38 PM
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I can't accept your ill informed info. Mino go back and reread it !! All people have cancer. we are born with it, it lays dormat till it gets aggravated by a improper working immune system.
or drug use or a thousand other reasons.. But Mino reread or change your research center..Everybody has the blasted cells. It just waits for the right opportunity to present itself.. Diet and exercise is a very important & KEYROLE in this. It helps keep the bad cells at bay and you around a little more longer,, What the hell are they teaching you kids in school? Knowledge, Mino is POWER !!!!!!! Go see the movie
"I'am Legend" maybe you'll pick up some wisdom in there!! I'm not mad @ you in any way but I'am PO'd @ these so called schools of today!!!
Being ILL INFORMED is just as bad as being NOT informed!



I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 05:39 PM
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cancer is the group of SPREADING cells

everyone has a bad cell, but maybe it wont grow into cancer

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 06:30 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

From your mouth to Gods ears Mino !! From your mouth to his ears!! May no one ever have to deal with it!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:19 AM
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I'll just stick to my COGNAC and all is good!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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