Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine & Beer = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service....
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He wants to cut me off. And the diet he wants me to go on! He told me I would live longer and I told him that living isn't enough I also need to have a life.