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Did You Get A Letter?
19 comments | Posted by DebzPage 24 months ago

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After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter stood before his Boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out? God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Four out of five dentists are even recommending it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engage in oral sex telling them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That might be an effective solution," God stated. "But I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to every person who does not practice oral sex.

And so they did. And do you know what the letter said?

(scroll down)

So you didn't get the letter either eh?

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:49 AM
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So I guess that means you didn't get one either, huh, Deb?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 09:33 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

*guilty look* I think I was out when the postman cameAhhh I don't have a letter box*starts to blush* I don't think NZ has a 5th amendmentOh dear it's bedtime... goodnight

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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konifur
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 09:38 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

BUT REMEMBER....the postman always rings twice.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:20 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Then where the heck is my letter *pretends look of complete innocents* I must go check my mail again

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:54 AM
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oral sex is when two people just talk about it....or so i`m told by Anne.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 09:54 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur can you enlighten Mino... ohno you better wait until he is 18yrs

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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minodude
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 02:42 PM
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but nowhere in the bible does it say that doing drugs is bad, so it should not count as sinful actions

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:15 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Ahhhh my young Jedi, grass is a natural herb so given from God. But we Adults and grown-ups are talking about something that Uncle Konifur will talk to you about when you are 18yrs old

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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minodude
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 09:30 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ok then, show me in the bible where it says that oral sex is wrong

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 10:02 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

OK as someone who knows her Scripture well, I can not because it doesn't

That must mean that I am gonna get a letter soon *phew, wipes sweat from brow*

(This comment was modified on Jan 18, 2008 10:04 PM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 12:31 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

i don`t know much about the bible but you must be right, if there is any truth in all the puns about priests and choir boys......no i will not go down that road. i will get sent to my room again and i have spent two days in there already.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 12:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

thats just bending the rules

like bill clinton

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:13 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

like i said i know nothing about religion, i just like to comment and i am used to being wrong.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 02:45 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

when Bill Clinton said "i did not have sexual relations with that women", he defined sexual relations as being able to procreate, which wont work with oral sex

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 05:30 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

It also doesn't occur with a cigar

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 10:19 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"I will not go down..."
Couldn't have phrased that better in a conversation on oral sex, Konifur.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 07:06 AM
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Letter??

Uh Oh!!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 07:14 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

What's up Sweets, Yours hasn't arrived either?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 11:01 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

No,,,,
I'm going to hell Oh Well,,, hey Debz,, lets go see Konifur's new home.. Maybe he has some good cognac and a few cigars !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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