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2 Tough Questions,, Can You Do It?
28 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 11 months ago
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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be our choice?





Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.











Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.






And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.







Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.


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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 08:45 AM
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I actually chose Roosevelt for the second question and I didn't kill Beethoven.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:02 AM
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No,,, No you didn't kill him.. I DID
But I did vote for Churchill,,,

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:13 AM
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I voted for Winnie too - gimme a boozer any day of the week!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:19 AM
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I'm Shocked he was a part taker of the "O" that just tickled me pink... Now its ILLEGAL???
GOFFY LAWS !! have you ever heard of someone killing someone while on weed or O? No!! They can't kill they are too stoned to move... Well maybe enough to eat that XXX-Large Pizza they just ordered!!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:25 AM
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He was in good company - Queen Victoria was a taker of laudanum.
And Mary Todd Lincoln, wife of President Abraham Lincoln, was misprescribed laudanum for sleep problems, which caused anxiety and hallucinations. Upon increase of these hallucinations, more laudanum and chloral hydrate was administered, which increased the problem and led to her eventual commitment to an asylum.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:35 AM
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They should be happy they did not do EST back then.... It messes with your hair something terrible!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:08 PM
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the problem is that the effects of weed and opium are too varied from person to person

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 14, 2008 at 09:13 AM
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yes your PARTIALLY RIGHT, it does differ from person to person,, But what ever the case may be anybody stoned on pot or Op, don't cause problems.. They have no need to rob murder or harm anyone...Now I can't guarantee your refrigerator is safe but your life & money are still were they should be,,, Somebody needs to be enlightened!!!!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 03:32 PM
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Q1: Yes, I've just killed Beethoven
Q2: I'd choose A or B.....but probably A. So I would have voted for Roosevelt.

Oh...you forgot to mention he married his cousin :)

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 04:22 PM
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Q1: but what if the mother did not want to have the kid? Are you willing to let someone else suffer just so you can enjoy the music?

Q2: first, we know more about the leaders than the given information. Second, Hitler was able to turn Germany around. The Weimar Republic was a failure (successful democracy cannot be forced on a people), and Hitler was able to fix all the problems. Germany was at its finest point in many years while Hitler was leading the country. Hitler's only fault is his aryan beliefs

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 04:24 PM
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I'm not voting in your crazy American elections, Our prime Minister used to lead Protests against the 70's Government and smoke pot, now she is banning us from protesting or pot smoking

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 04:47 PM
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I LOATHE Politic's and all the shenaningans that go with it.. I could never be president in this country somebody (man) would shoot my ass on the podium as I took the oath!! I would not take 1/2 the crap these so called people of the people for the people PUPPETS !! And I would start with IMMIGRATION!!! CLOSE ALL BORDERS!!! take care of this country FIRST!! Then & ONLY then after all americans are taken care of from homes to health care. Then and ONLY then would we be able to help OTHER countries if they CALLED ON US!!! No MORE FREAKING FREEBIES,,, Are you hearing me ? Poland? Yugo's? Does anybody know how much $$ USA has given away to these other countries and they don't have to PAY US BACK??? The debt has been written off??? Grrrrrrrrrrr Don't get me started!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:04 PM
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I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 02:19 AM
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Bird for President! You got my vote! Go Girl GO!!!

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 03:13 AM
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I know for a fact that this country (men) are not ready for a female president.let alone a black one. I love this country but we have some
fu*ked up people here. I'd start with anybody who is older than 45 years old. And as far as our so called president canidates go they are all useless as tits on a bull!! A woman who can't keep her emotions in check, A man who loves a whole community of women. and a man who says his not MUSLIM but was raised by NOT 1 BUT 2 Fathers who were muslim. Now he is NOT muslim? His wife iand kids are Christians?? Now think about this for a second!! if he forsakes his own religion as muslim just to get into the political office of president, What in hell do you think he is going to forsake when he takes office?? Think about it!! they are all SOCIOPATHICAL LIARS!! grrrrrrrr!!!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
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Posted on Jan 12, 2008 at 07:17 AM
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i killed Beethoven .well he was a kraut and i prefer the red hot chili peppers music to his anyway.

i picked Churchill.
as C..( hitler) sounded to good to be true.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jan 14, 2008 at 07:06 AM
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I could smell a set up, so I cheated!

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 14, 2008 at 08:27 AM
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BAD BOY !! next you'll be telling us your wearing pants while surfing ugoto!! You need to be punished!! Nurse Debz will be on soon, I'll make sure she gets this messg,,,,,

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 15, 2008 at 05:28 PM
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Whats up Sweets? Toms doing what? is there proof? Oh Tom I'm disappointed, you are much cuter without undies, com'on off with those 'brighty whities', yeah thats better... cute botty Baby. Ok Sweets he said he's gonna be good now.

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 06:27 AM
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Betty says she wants to help....This is gonna hurt as she is now getting the oars out of the row boat(see below)

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 15, 2008 at 05:31 PM
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What ya doing? are you cheating again Tom, naughty boy go to my room, I'll be giving you a spanking tonight.


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 02:16 AM
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AW...You beat me to it...I was gonna ask Bird to tell you to give me spanking...humm...Better yet...the two of you...YEAH...!!!!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 02:28 AM
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can i go to your room i will bring queeny`s cuffs with me.( i have queeny`s cuffs and sweets shoes,i have a good ugoto collection building up.)


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 07:37 AM
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Honey you just bring that plastic raincoat


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 07:44 AM
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shall i bring Anne she has a raincoat as well.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 07:52 AM
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Com'on then, I'll clear out my spare-room and you both can come for a summer holiday, it's really hot here this week... I had to play on UGOTO tonight.... too hot for clothes and other sites expect a certain ammount of decorum

(This comment was modified on Jan 16, 2008 07:53 AM)


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View Profile for konifurkonifur  
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 07:55 AM
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we don`t mind a bit.* leaves thread, drooling and heads for bathroom*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 16, 2008 at 08:01 AM
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Cool, John and I are off to Tauranga 28th Jan so you guys can either come and stay with Paddy and Hubby also, she has lots of room or you can house-sit here in Wellington for 2 weeks and keep my 'puter company.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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