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9 comments | Posted by konifur 24 months ago

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quarto arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:
"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quarto, Quarto means four"

"Quarto is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quarto means
four.-You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the
law".

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:18 AM
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Aw. That's not very nice.

lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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konifur
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:25 AM
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i know ,but the Brits have been taking the piss out of the Irish for decades.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:40 AM
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Erm... Steve... it's spelled QUATTRO.

The following image was attached:

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konifur
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:44 AM
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AUDI spelt it wrong, not me.stupid car manufacturers.
mozilla firefox spell check is always right.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 07:48 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Bet it didn't tell you what quarto means:

quarto - n.
The page size obtained by folding a whole sheet into four leaves.

How do you drive that with four passengers??

(This comment was modified on Jan 11, 2008 07:49 AM)

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Sarah
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 05:14 PM
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Oh, I know that.

Silly Brit. Americans know stuff about stuff too. lol

;)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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minodude
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 05:31 PM
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and only just because they are catholics

Just Kidding!!

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:08 AM
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Grandma is rolling in her grave again !!! A good irish joke always made her day, unless of course Grandpa was telling them he always blew the punch lines...

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