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When I Am An Old Woman, I Shall Wear Purple
5 comments | Posted by roseleanor 11 months ago
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Working my way through all that I've missed, when I read bkvestal's poem, it reminded me of this one. I've always liked purple...

WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.




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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 04:49 AM
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I, too, have every intention of growing old disgracefully.


(This comment was modified on Jan 11, 2008 04:50 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 04:59 AM
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What's with the growing old - thought you were already there?

J/J

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
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Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 05:01 AM
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...and I'm getting more disgraceful by the day, so the plan is working!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for roseleanorroseleanor
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 05:06 AM
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My kind of man

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)


 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 09:31 AM
8,529 tokens, 3.46 weeks wasted
I guess Roseleanor is jumping on the band wagon with Konifur and the rest 1 takes my clothes another my shoes(you know who you are) Another gives away my thongs another 's got the cops trailing me............................and now
Roselanor is publishing my diaries??? I've got to find another site !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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