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The Nudie Beach(joke)
8 comments | Posted by konifur 27 months ago
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A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand,
he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is so.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is,"
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean
but returns to tell his mother that many of the men
have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets."

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 06:51 AM
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This is so bloody funny that I had to copy it to send it to my friends, THANKYOU FOR SHARING
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Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 06:57 AM
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I reckon that deserves one of these.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 07:44 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

oh thanks.but everyone makes the awards spiky you know i will poke myself in the eye with it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 08:12 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Here's one that is not "spikey" Made special just for you, Steve.


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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 08:14 AM
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are you sure them corners are safe?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh well I guess if you poke one Eye out, you'll still have a spare....Actually that isn't very nice to say. Forgive me.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 08:43 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

forgiven.
BOY would that give me something to go on about.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 09, 2008 at 08:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

At least it would be about an ear infection.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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