In The Ear,(rude Joke)

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In The Ear,(rude Joke)
10 comments | Posted by konifur 25 months ago

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Man says to wife, "I fancy kinky sex,
how about I cum in your ear?"
Wife says," No I might go deaf!"
Man says,"I've been Cumming in your mouth
for 20 years and your still fucking talking!"

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 04:16 AM
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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 04:37 AM
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KONIFUR !!!!! Shame on you !! that's disgusting !!! Funny as hell but disgusting !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 04:55 AM
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i`m sure Anne like it in the ear because every time i try to put it in her mouth she turns Head to one side.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 05:01 AM
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That's my girl Annie... tell him to shove it in his ear first and then you will go second !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 05:08 AM
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i told Anne what you said....

she says...
" i am saying nothing about his ear.i am sick of hearing about his ear infection, i wish he will get well soon and fuck off back to work."

she gone out now.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 07:52 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Damn that ear infection!!!

Haven't you gotten that cleared up yet?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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nope,back to hospital on Thursday.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Contact Guinness Book. I believe you have the world record for longest lasting Ear infection.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 05:23 PM
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Oh Dear, do you still have that nasty ear infection? there, there, poor baby bunny. *gently rubbing Konifurs forehead*

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2008 at 01:15 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ahhhhhhh i like ear infections when i get rid of this one i`m gonna look for a pool full of screaming kraut kids and have a good old underwater swim.
ahhh keep rubbing debs keep rubbing mmmmmmmm.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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