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3 comments | Posted by konifur 25 months ago
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1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead
and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO
is truly the sexiest dance around.

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's @ss
and honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like Lily Savage
than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor
(which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry),
pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone
you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,
stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. you seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates
to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender,
who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade,
but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

14. You think you're in bed,
but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor
(wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants
to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe
it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.


You probably laughed at the ones that apply to you.

Hands up if you've done all 20!!!

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 09:01 AM
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Yep those are all good reasons to take her home and put her to bed.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 10:12 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

by that time she will have no pants on ,so you can carry her home like a six pack.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 01:18 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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