animals have gay sex to prove dominance.
if i bummed another man,anne would dominate me with a swift kick in the nuts.

but thats because of what our society thinks

so it`s ok to have man on man sex on Wednesdays and i will tell Anne that Sam said it`s OK.
*mmm thinks*
but that will change it from slightly gay Wednesday to full blown gay Wednesday.
i have just chickened out of the gay sex thing on the grounds that it will spoil the now well like slightly gay wednesdays.

now thats a fallacy konifur. Way to straw-man me

heres what i am saying "in most animal packs, males are dominant. Males are dominant over eachother, and they show this through different acts. These acts can include things like fighting, charging at eachother, or do eachother up the cadbury's (you should get the british refference)

PHEW! i see what you mean now.* wipes sweat off forehead.* i don`t think i could of managed all this gay stuff.

did you get my reference?

yep... after telling anne that i was thinking of turning gay and she cuffed me round my ear.

well, i guess we know who is dominant...

i once saw my female dog (smaller but older) "on" my other female dog (bigger but dumber and younger)

In cattle that is called bulling (mounting and chin-pressing of peer cows by a cow, usually when the instigator is close to or in oestrus)...
So would what you saw be called dogging?

i told you sweets is getting closer
she`s gonna get you.

Fair WARNING !!! I'm getting closer and your Mama is about to get a earful !!!

you cant honestly look me in the face and tell me that lionesses are dominant over the male

same with elk and deer