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14 comments | Posted by konifur 11 months ago

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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mummy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs,"
The little girl thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stamped them flat.SPLAT.
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of wednesday gay shit in our garden!"

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 08:59 AM
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"Wednesday gay shit" Nice touch Steve.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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minodude
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 04:16 PM
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but animals do it to prove dominance

even in the wild, men are dominate over women

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 01:43 AM
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animals have gay sex to prove dominance.
if i bummed another man,anne would dominate me with a swift kick in the nuts.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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minodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 02:04 AM
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but thats because of what our society thinks

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 02:38 AM
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so it`s ok to have man on man sex on Wednesdays and i will tell Anne that Sam said it`s OK.
*mmm thinks*
but that will change it from slightly gay Wednesday to full blown gay Wednesday.
i have just chickened out of the gay sex thing on the grounds that it will spoil the now well like slightly gay wednesdays.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:06 AM
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now thats a fallacy konifur. Way to straw-man me

heres what i am saying "in most animal packs, males are dominant. Males are dominant over eachother, and they show this through different acts. These acts can include things like fighting, charging at eachother, or do eachother up the cadbury's (you should get the british refference)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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PHEW! i see what you mean now.* wipes sweat off forehead.* i don`t think i could of managed all this gay stuff.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:17 AM
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did you get my reference?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:19 AM
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yep... after telling anne that i was thinking of turning gay and she cuffed me round my ear.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:20 AM
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well, i guess we know who is dominant...

i once saw my female dog (smaller but older) "on" my other female dog (bigger but dumber and younger)

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Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
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Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 03:37 AM
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In cattle that is called bulling (mounting and chin-pressing of peer cows by a cow, usually when the instigator is close to or in oestrus)...
So would what you saw be called dogging?

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 04:59 AM
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i told you sweets is getting closer
she`s gonna get you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 04:51 AM
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Fair WARNING !!! I'm getting closer and your Mama is about to get a earful !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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minodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 05:40 AM
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you cant honestly look me in the face and tell me that lionesses are dominant over the male

same with elk and deer

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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