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9 comments | Posted by konifur 12 months ago

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Did You Know? A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

the bastard cat who craps in my garden must have 32 muscles in it`s anal sphincter.grrrrrrrrr!

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Frank-J
Posted on Jan 03, 2008 at 12:15 PM
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The cat that craps in your garden must use all 32 musceles to hold it in untill it gets to your garden.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 05:46 AM
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As a cat person that is exceptionally funny joke

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konifur
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 06:26 AM
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no false alarms in my little garden... the bastard must be crossed with a rottweiler.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 06:42 AM
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Oh dear, you do have naughty pussies in your neighbourhood... I thought you liked pussys

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konifur
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 06:46 AM
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not the ones that leave turds like fooking mole hills i don`t.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 07:33 AM
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I'd like to be more sympathetic but cats don't like to shite in thier own backyard so I aint got the problem, but Sweets is right about her gardening tips, for when you have more pussy than you can handle

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 06:51 AM
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hey K,,, try spreading moth balls around the garden it will not hurt the garden even if it gets wet. But cats & dogs & deer will make a WIDE BERTH around those balls.. It makes them sick to even smell them.. I use them in my rose garden and veggie garden as well. AND !! if you put marigolds around and in between your tomato plants it will deter slugs aphids and any other bad beetle & bugs to your plants !! I learned the hard way so you don't have to !!

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konifur
Posted on Jan 04, 2008 at 07:07 AM
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i tried to get moth balls but the few i caught where female and the one male i did catch jeez it`s knackers where tiny they just squashed when i pulled then off.

i have just put down some "cat off" crystals,i hope that will keep them away....if not i`m gonna get bri to do some hunting for me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2008 at 07:02 AM
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good news Nancy i got some mothballs.
what i did was...i caught a lot of male moths and injected them with steroids and in a few days their knackers were nicely swollen and off they came.i then let them flutter away slightly unhappy but no worse for wear.thanks for all your advice.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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