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Christmas Cracker Jokes
3 comments | Posted by roseleanor 12 months ago

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Q1: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
Ans: He's a fun guy to be with.

Q2: What does 'DNA' stand for?
Ans: National Dyslexic Association"

Q3: What did the Spanish fireman call his twin sons?
Ans: Hose A, and Hose B

Q4: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Ans: At the baa baa shop.

Q5: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
Ans: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

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Token
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 02:54 AM
6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted

I like # 5

I was just browsing google about crackers before
I signed in to Ugoto. Very interesting tradition.

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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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konifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 03:03 AM
24,919 tokens, 1.49 months wasted

so it is groaner week on ugoto.
i have plenty of them.
i loved number five.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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roseleanor
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 03:06 AM
651 tokens, 3.18 days wasted

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It's gotta be done Steve - wouldn't be silly season otherwise

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

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